Book I of the Country Misadventures series is FREE for a very limited time on Kindle!
Here's the description as it is on Amazon: Bestselling author Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. You will be taken to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun.
She tells about being bullied by a steer: “Since he wasn't a pet we promptly named him 'Reddy.' It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.”
And find out what happens when a grade school child gets behind the wheel: “Well, when all you need is one right foot that knows what it's doing, it's a sure shame to be stuck with a pair of lefties.”
You'll even read about coping with psychotic chickens: “So we placed an order with the local feed store for 'assorted chicks.'....It wasn't until quite a while later that we learned the true meaning of 'assorted.'”
You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.
Be sure to pick up your copy of Steering Gone Awry today while it's still FREE!!
In honor of the countdown to the release of my book A Redneck Romance, I am going to be posting a "Redneck Picture of The Day" every day! Be sure to regularly check back in to get your laugh for the day! Redneck Picture of The Day 6: How laziness brings out the genius in you!
In honor of the countdown to the release of my book A Redneck Romance, I am going to be posting a "Redneck Picture of The Day" every day! Be sure to regularly check back in to get your laugh for the day! Redneck Picture of The Day 5: All-Terrain Vehicle. Looks like there's still room in the back for some livestock or something.
In honor of the countdown to the release of my book A Redneck Romance, I am going to be posting a "Redneck Picture of The Day" every day! Be sure to regularly check back in to get your laugh for the day!
Redneck Picture of The Day 4: I don't think I'll spoil it for them by telling them the Olympics are already over...
In honor of the countdown to the release of my book A Redneck Romance, I am going to be posting a "Redneck Picture of The Day" every day! Be sure to regularly check back in to get your laugh for the day!
Redneck Picture of The Day 3: How to roast hotdogs efficiently.
Redneck 102--sort through the treasure heap in the backyard, and it's guaranteed you'll find what you need!